Issue #3

October 29th, 2006

Nominations are Still Open!

Suffering from Gnommish Withdrawal?

Crack the Eternity Code

Gus Love cracking codes? Frustrated by the simplicity of the code at the bottom of the books? Looking for a challenge? Then Crack the Eternity Code is for you!

Last month, I recieved many complaints last month about the language chart for "Eternian," saying that the chart wasn't large or clear enough. A new chart, provided by Kitty Rainbow from Mesmerised, has been uploaded, and it should be much clearer. Thanks again to Kitty Rainbow...

Orion's Belch

From Artemis's Files

FairyHunter The other day I was rooting through Artemis's files—a chuckle or two from the readers of this column ranking slightly higher than my own well-being or, in fact, simply being—and, out of all the things I found, aside from some embarrassing baby pictures he had attempted to hide from the general public for various reasons, the document that I have published below is the most detrimental to Artemis's reputation.

Especially when one takes into consideration all the little hearts that have been scribbled between lines and in the margins…

Fan Art Gallery

Fanart: As Easy As 1, 2, 3

What comes to mind when you think about art classes? The paint and the canvas? The fun and the excitement? Well, in my case, it has always been...the expensive tuition fees and the posing naked people. Of course, those are all stereotypes because practicing art is actually more fun than most think. Another stereotype—which happens to be the nastiest of them all—is that one needs to be Artistically Gifted from birth to ever put a pencil to paper and be proud of it.

This is ridiculous. Anyone can at least draw, but some just need a little guidance to make things easier, and you don’t need to pay $800 a month for a professional art class to find that.

Gallery

A Field of Shamrocks
Title: “ A Field of Shamrocks
Artist: “AgiVega

Artemis Fowl Cast
Title: “Artemis Fowl Cast
Artist: ChessaB

Artemis Is Special
Title: “Artemis is special
Artist: neneno

Rising Stars

Tora and The Evilest Girl Child

Tora and The Evilest Girl Child have done a fantastic job of working together to create some highly amusing and well written drabbles (Employee of the Month) and To Save an Assassin. What’s particularly interesting about them, is the fact that they share an account, and write together.

THE CLASSIFIEDS

BETA OFFERED Less than 40,000 words preferred, don't expect much help with romance or sex. Prefer to beta over AIM, for real time discussion. Specialties: spelling and grammar, and canon accuracy. Contact Windfox.

BETA OFFERED Preferred genres: Action, Humor. Any length, any pairing, but I hate romance, so please, nothing too mushy! Specialties: Conflicts with the books. Conflicts within the story. Contact Mulch Diggums.