Issue #3

Octber 29th, 2006

Nominations are Still Open!

Classifieds

Betas

Looking for a beta? Looking to beta for someone? Here's your chance to advertise:

BETA OFFERED Less than 40,000 words preferred, don't expect much help with romance or sex. Prefer to beta over AIM, for real time discussion. Specialities: spelling and grammar, and canon accuracy. Contact Windfox.

BETA OFFERED Preferred genres: Action, Humor. Any length, any pairing, but I hate romance, so please, nothing too mushy! Specialities: Conflicts with the books. Conflicts within the story. Contact Mulch Diggums.


Plot Bunny Adoption Agency

Adorable little plot bunnies who need a home! Won't you give them one? Here are a few of our poor little dears:

MORALITY BUNNY
Broke the inner compass of His previous owner and just Wants some lovin’. Timmy is Tempted again by the prospect Of power. Just when he thought He was a changed man, he makes A bad choice and keeps it from His family. When his son finds Out, he confronts him. Please Adopt and give him a creative home!

CROSSOVER BUNNY needs a loving family. Artemis Fowl the Second meets Dr. Gregory House. Unlikely? Yes. Unusual? Sure. A great Opportunity for a hilarious Game of verbal chess? Definitely.

Challenges

12 LABOURS OF HERCULES
The challenge is to write 12 (or more) fics out of the 24 Labours. These are challenges that range from AH to X-overs. You can also submit a "fishwish" fic request. Ongoing.

af100
Every Monday, a challenge and a prompt is given. Write a drabble for that prompt, around 100 words, and post it on the LiveJournal group!
Challenge #22: "DETACH"
Submit by: end of September

CRIMINALITY AMNESTY
Now's your chance to take any one of the past Criminality Challenges that have already ended.

Personal Ads

SPRITE WITH
A specific taste. Must be Strong. Lots of spirit. Can Be white or red, but I prefer rice wine. Humans, bring alcohol to Ho Chi Minh. No Irish.

ORIGINAL FEMALE CHARACTER
Looking for her One True Love. I’m beautiful, a genius, and can say, “I have cancer,” in eighteen different languages. Meet me at my birth place, the magical hill of Tara.

CENTAUR, NOT SINGLE
Because I scored bigtime. Just Canceling my last two ads. Sorry, Ladies, the Foalinator’s taken. THANK YOU, ONLINE DATING SERVICE.


Lost and Found

LOST
only copy of the sixth book in the Artemis Fowl series. 800 pages. Hard-cover. Titled: Artemis Fowl and the Double Diaper Dilemma. Please return to Eoin Colfer immediately or it must be rewritten.

LOST my dignity. If found, call Fowl Manor, ask for Artemis II, or as I have been dubbed, “The Nanny.”


BUSINESS

GOLDEN ACORNS REAL-ESTATE offering the best apartments, condos, houses, and furnished rock outcroppings under the earth for a somewhat reasonable price! (99) 8495-67874

USD POD FOR SALE
50 years old, but the titanium is in prime condition. Don’t mind grayish stain on the headrest. Perfectly safe. Really. Contact LEP for details.


Help Wanted

OA JUDGES
Judging season is just around the corner. Want to have a hand in who wins this year's Orion Awards? Like to read and discuss fanfiction? Then Judging is the job for you! More help is always appreciated, and our Staff just loves welcoming new members. Volunteer here.


Affiliates

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Making reliable fairy-tech since 1932!

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Demons are people, too! Sign the petition to free our misunderstood brothers from limbo

FoalyNCaballine4   Eva.com
Fanlisting for FoalyxCaballine shipping. Folabers unite!

Sool4   Cmdr.gnom
Petition to reinstate Sool as the LEPrecon Commander! Going for three years and only one signature, so please help me us!


If you'd like to submit an advertisement - either serious or not-so-serious - to the classifieds, please email us with your advertisement and contact details.