by Gus, Annoying Schizoid, and Brightness
Ask Fowl is a column devoted to answering your fan-fiction and Artemis Fowl
related questions.
It's simple, you send your questions in, and then someone from our
not-so-expert panel will do the best that they can to answer them. So, if you
want to see your question answered,
send it in to the editor...
Break out the defibrillators:
On Friday, June 23rd, Eoin Colfer payed a
visit to the forums of popular AF fansite, Artemis Fowl Confidential.
He registered and posted a "newbie thread", titled Hello from Ireland.
Mr. Colfer graciously met his fans and answered plenty of questions...
Grammar is a lot
like tea in some ways. This makes it a lovely metaphor for
this column's intentions and goals.
All below methods have been tested by accomplices of mine, most of whom did
not die in the attempt. I advise trying out each one if you wish to see Butler
demonstrate his full power at Artemis' command. Preferably do not try them in
order, though: I would just love for this list not to be found by our
dear Arty, and I'm sure he'd spot a pattern after a few people tried it...
Rising stars will introduce to the latest up-and-coming authors in our proud
fandom. First up is Kelitzo, who has made great waves in the fandom since
joining ffnet earlier this year...