Issue #1

August 3rd, 2006

Nominations for the Orion Awards are now open!

Ask Fowl

Ask Fowl is a column devoted to answering your fan-fiction and Artemis Fowl related questions.

It's simple, you send your questions in, and then someone from our not-so-expert panel will do the best that they can to answer them. So, if you want to see your question answered, send it in to the editor...

Break out the defibrillators:

EOIN'S IN TOWN!

On Friday, June 23rd, Eoin Colfer payed a visit to the forums of popular AF fansite, Artemis Fowl Confidential. He registered and posted a "newbie thread", titled Hello from Ireland.

Mr. Colfer graciously met his fans and answered plenty of questions...

A quick grammar lesson

Grammar is a lot like tea in some ways.  This makes it a lovely metaphor for this column's intentions and goals.

Both are enjoyed by some and dreaded by others...

Orion's Belch

10 Approaches to Annoying Artemis

All below methods have been tested by accomplices of mine, most of whom did not die in the attempt. I advise trying out each one if you wish to see Butler demonstrate his full power at Artemis' command. Preferably do not try them in order, though: I would just love for this list not to be found by our dear Arty, and I'm sure he'd spot a pattern after a few people tried it...

Rising Stars

KELITZO

Rising stars will introduce to the latest up-and-coming authors in our proud fandom. First up is Kelitzo, who has made great waves in the fandom since joining ffnet earlier this year...