, by AgiVega.
[PG-13, Artemis/Holly, Mulch/Opal] "Irish millionaire too busy to date is seeking wife for the
purpose of reproduction. Pretty young ladies between 18-30 are
expected to respond. Natural red hair a plus, an IQ of at least 120
a must. We are going to test it!"
Also shortlisted:
, by Lessa and Ryn. [PG,
Holly/Original Female Character] "Look, Artemis, I was just hit on by an old classmate of
mine, who just happens to be female. I can still remember every
move she made. Therefore, I have not yet had enough to drink."
- Holly
, by Nyghtvision.
[PG-13] "Butler said nothing, but there was something in his
steel-colored eyes that said: I'm not taking any chances, sir,
I've seen what sheep can do when it comes down to it, and with
all due respect, they'll have to go through me and several
hundred bullets before they get to you two..."
, by Dim Aldebaran. [PG,
Artemis/Persephone] "Yes, a shot to the head was hardly original. But, I wasn't
interested in patenting."
, by Nyghtvision.
[PG-13] "Butler said nothing, but there was something in his
steel-colored eyes that said: I'm not taking any chances, sir, I've
seen what sheep can do when it comes down to it, and with all due
respect, they'll have to go through me and several hundred bullets
before they get to you two..."
Also shortlisted:
, by Lessa and Ryn. [PG,
Holly/Original Female Character] "Look, Artemis, I was just hit on by an old classmate of
mine, who just happens to be female. I can still remember every
move she made. Therefore, I have not yet had enough to drink."
- Holly
, by Dim Aldebaran. [PG,
Artemis/Persephone] "Yes, a shot to the head was hardly original. But, I wasn't
interested in patenting."
, by AgiVega.
[PG-13, Artemis/Holly, Mulch/Opal] "Irish millionaire too busy to date is seeking wife for the
purpose of reproduction. Pretty young ladies between 18-30 are
expected to respond. Natural red hair a plus, an IQ of at least
120 a must. We are going to test it!"
Also nominated:
, by Ophelia. [PG-13,
Briar/Julius] "Julius felt a lot better. He wasn't sure if it was the lack
of alcohol or the excess of religion. He was getting ready for
death."
Genesis, by Blue Yeti. [PG-13] "He held his head higher, and gained those extra inches that
he'd always been lacking."
, by FairyHunter. [PG] "For a few seconds, I pretend that They exist only in my
mind."
, by Dim Aldebaran. [PG,
Artemis/Persephone] "Yes, a shot to the head was hardly original. But, I wasn't
interested in patenting."